The Republic of Attackerie Zacherie ozalal is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 1.903 billion Attackerie Zacherie ozalalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 55.5%.

The Attackerie Zacherie ozalalian economy, worth 92.3 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,516 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attackerie Zacherie ozalal's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Attackerie Zacherie ozalal is ranked 94,737^th in the world and 1,834^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,589.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.